the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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