I wannas sexs uuuuu
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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