is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
