why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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