how can u be prego again
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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