Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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