how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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