omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Your mouth is God's brothel.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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