so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
