Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
they need to just BURY HIM!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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