I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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