The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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