i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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