i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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