Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
