didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Randomize
