Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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