Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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