She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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