Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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