Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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