I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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