how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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