I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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