Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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