return my video game
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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