i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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