Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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