you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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