you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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