It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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