everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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