Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
North Korea, Best Korea!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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