If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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