sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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