so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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