i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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