Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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