well I can't set my house on fire every night
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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