youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm always down for nudity.
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