I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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