rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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