i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Even my vagina gasped.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Holy shit dude........stairs
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
