Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You ate ashes out of my bong
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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