could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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