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(510): View more from California

I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Plan B is the new Plan A

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(712): View more from Iowa

The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar

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(586): View more from Michigan

just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?

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I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.

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(216): View more from Ohio

YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.

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(518): View more from New York

Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.

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