I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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