Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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