Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Couch. On fire.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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