I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im holly from the hills drunk
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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