i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We're too hungover to prance.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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