I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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